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Texans and Australians

A non-Christian man from Texas went to Australia to visit his Christian friend, who was trying to show the Texan all of God’s wondrous things.

First the Australian showed the Texan his ranch, saying, “Look at all these wonderful cattle which God has given me.”

The Texan scoffed, saying, “I’ve got more meat than that in the freezer.”

The Australian pointed to the ocean, “Look at this wonderful water given to us by God.”

The Texan laughed and said, “I’ve got more water than that in my pool.”

Then a kangaroo jumped out of a bush and scampered away. The Texan, surprised, asked, “What in the name of Sam was that?”

The Australian asked, “Don’t you have grasshoppers in Texas?”

By R

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  1. May 5, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    Good one… Keep on posting new ones. . . . . . . . . . . .

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