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There was a newlywed couple that just moved into a new house. However, each of them had a bad habit. So they went to their parents for advice on how to fix them.

The husband had very stinky feet, so he went to his father for advice, otherwise he’d drive his wife away. His father told him to wash his feet every night, and wear socks to bed.

The wife had horrid morning breath, and with fear that she’d drive her husband away, went to her mother. Her mother advised to wake up before her husband every morning to prepare coffee and breakfast. That way she could brush her teeth while he was eating.

This plan worked very well for about six months. However, one night the husband woke up in the middle of the night and discovered he lost one of his socks. He searched frantically for it. This searching woke up the wife, and she asked, “What are you looking for?”

The husband then said, “Oh my gosh, you swallowed my sock!”
By R

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