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A monsignor and a nun went golfing. So they got into a golf kart and drove to the first hole.

When the monsignor got to the first hole, he put the ball onto the tee and swung the club, but he missed the ball. He exclaimed, “Aw shoot, I missed.” The nun reprimanded him, saying, “You shouldn’t say that, people are watching you.” So the monsignor apologized and said he wouldn’t do it again.

When they got to the second hole, the monsignor teed up and swung, but he missed the ball. “Aw shoot, I missed,” he yelled out. The nun got upset and said, “Stop saying that or I’ll leave.” The monsignor apologized and promised not to say it again.

So when they got to the third hole, the monsignor swung at the ball and missed. He said again, “Aw shoot, I missed.” The nun got angry and said, “That’s it I’m leaving.”

Then the clouds got dark and a lightning bolt hit the nun. A voice came from the clouds, “Aw shoot, I missed.”
By R

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