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Protestant Baptism

There was a protestant minister who was doing full-body emersions in a small pool. There were a bunch of men standing around. The minister had his eyes closed and was saying a prayer over the water. Then a drunk man stumbles down from a hill and lands in the pool. When the minister opens his eyes, he assumes the drunk man was the first person to be baptized.

So the minister grabs the man by the ankles and pushes him into the water. Then the minister pulls him out and asks, “Did you find Jesus?” The man shook his head, so the minister pushes him in again. When he takes the man out he asks, “Did you find Jesus?” The man shook his head again. So, frustrated, the minister pushed the man into the water for a longer time. After a minute, the minister pulled the man out of the water again and asks, “Did you find Jesus?” The man replied, “Is this where he fell in?”
By R

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