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Hole to Nowhere

There once was a little lamb who sinned a lot, and he wasn’t Catholic so he couldn’t get his sins removed. So the farmer chained him up in a bush so he couldn’t escape and went out on a walk.

Later, two hunters came by the farm. They saw a hole, and wondered how deep the hole went. So the hunters found a rock and threw it into the hole, waiting for a echo sound. They didn’t hear any.

So the hunters found a bigger rock and threw that into the hole. However, they didn’t hear a sound. So the hunters looked around and found a big piece of wood. So they threw the wood in the hole. The lamb, who saw the wood be thrown, followed and and jumped into the hole.

When the farmer came back, he asked the hunters where his lamb went. So the hunters say, “Well, the lamb jumped into the hole.”

The farmer replies, “That’s impossible, I had him chained to a big piece of wood.
By R

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