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What is Easter?

A friend was visiting the teacher of a CCD class, so the teacher planned to show the friend just how much the students learned in such little time. The teacher asked the class, “What is Easter?”

Jon raised his hand, “Oooh, oooh, pick me.”

The teacher called on Jon and he said, “Its when we give thanks to God and we sit down with our family and eat a big meal in November.”

The teacher got upset that Jon didn’t know.

Then Michael raised his hand and said, “Ooh, ooh, pick me.”

The teacher called on Michael and he said, “Its about Jesus.”

The teacher breathed a sigh of relief.

Michael went on, “Its in December when Jesus was born and Santa Claus gives us presents.”

The teacher was now worried that her friend wouldn’t see what the kids had learned.

Mary raised her hand and said, “Ooh, ooh, pick me.”

The teacher, very worried, called on Mary.

Mary began, “Its about Jesus when he suffered and died on the cross.”

The teacher began to feel hopeful.

Mary went on, “Then 3 days later he rose from the dead.”

The teacher was excited.

Then Mary finished, “And if he turned around and saw his shadow there are six more weeks of winter.”
By R

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