Catholic Bear

Two men were hunting in the forest when they meet a giant grizzly bear. The men, startled, start to run away. One hunter outran the other, and that slow hunter then trips on a root. The man starts to pray, “Oh dear Father, please make this bear a Catholic, so he won’t eat me.”

The bear then stopped and began to pray over the man, “Blessed they Lord, and these thy gifts.”
By R